I am so ill :(
It is funny that I am - in the sense that it is flipping ironic - so ill that I am laying the couch in too much pain to move, coughing like an old man at his friends’ funeral; simply because I don’t live with anyone to take care of me. What makes it distressing is I have my daughter to worry about too.. it is funny how my friends all still live with ickle mummy and daddy, and so they get looked after. They forget I don’t have that. Noobs. It somewhat irritates me, cos if my friends are ill I take them soup and icecream and such, and when I am ill they say stupid shit like “get well soon” or “have lots of chicken soup”. Sure, fucktard, and where would this soup be? I am not Mary Poppins and just pull these magical things out of my arse.
I remain, your cynical and lacking-faith-in-humanity blogger,
Lotty.
